Genesis Bible Comic – Animal Lover

So Abel was the first carnivore?

:D

Special thanks for Ci Lilis, Freddie, Frida, Daniel, Monthy, Rusmin, Hilda, Arthur, Olla, Charles, Enrico, Ci Juli, Ko Handy, Irene and Lingga for the “Jesus Storybook Bible”hey, in my sinfulness, I may sometime give a wrong message through my comics, but I hope you guys will always keep reminding me not to stray away from the truth :)Please also bear in mind that I’m not writing a bible but a comical illustration based on it, sometimes I might be a disappointment for you, but please keep encourage me to do the right thing.

Genesis Bible Comic – I Know You

In Old testament genesis, knowing can lead to pregnancy!

ups…yea if i’m not mistaken, to know,” Hebrew yada, is an euphemism for sexual intercourse.
oh wait, I guess I should stop saying “there you go, yada yada yada” in front of Hebrew speaking people…

Genesis Bible Comic – Banishment

I read my bible and I thought, yeah why not entering through the west side? or north?That way we could live forever :D then i read until the end of the chapter and realised that God had put good security in the garden D:

Genesis Bible Comic – Man’s Punishment

Since Adam lived for 930 years, then it makes it 930 years worth of good labour …
ah, and husband, I don’t encourage you to use that excuse for not listening to your wife.

Genesis Bible Comic – Woman’s Punishment

Note to self, when you’re going to punish someone, make sure you know they understand what does the punishment means :p

And also, yeah to be honest God does sounds a little bit sexist here, but if you remember the context and if you read through the bible, I guess you’ll understand that the role of the man is not ruling recklessly, but to lead his woman in a Godly and loving way :)